Western Games Docs
by MERKWooD/MAAD
Armwrestling
Control
(also by keyboard)
1. accumulate strength:
This can be done by pulling the joystick back whenever the arm in the
central display area has entered an especially "strong" phase.
2. Prop up arm:
press joystick button
Tottle's remarks:
Let's go. Beanpole Fred is going to be referee and will make sure that
no-one props up his free arm. Unfortunately Fred nods off once in awhile,
therefore stay alert! Oh yeah, just before you win it might be useful to
rattle, as we say in the west.
Beershooting
Control
(also by keyboard)
1. draw guns:
player 1 moves joystick to the right
player 2 moves joystick to the left
2. aim guns:
direct crosshairs by joystick
3. shoot:
press joystick button
Tottle's remarks:
Don't get nervous, or your little hands will be a-shakin'. Oh, before I
forget, there is an old westerners' trick: Wait until your opponent has
missed, then pull your trigger calmly. But don't wait too long, because
we all want to see some fun this day. Remember that you have not won until
you hit all 5 targets faster than your opponent. That means if you are
faster than him four times but don't hit the fifth target, the game starts
all over again.
Quid-Spitting
Control
(also by keyboard)
1. lift arm and bite off quid - push joystick forward
2. chew - pull joystick fast left and right
3. stop chewing - joystick forward
4. determine angle of spitting - pull joystick back
determine strength of spitting - press joystick button
5. spit - let go of joystick button
Tottle's remarks:
Well, I think you all chew quids of tobacco regularly, dont you? - What do
I hear, you never tried it before? Well, then listen to some of good old
Sam's tips: The greatest risk with quid-chewing is swallowing. It tastes
awful, so don't swallow it! Remember not to bite off too big a piece from
the quid and don't chew too long or too short. So, kids, chew until the
quid is a good shape. You might try to hit your opponent. On his face would
look best...
Milking
Control
(also by keyboard)
1. Milk:
Move joystick rhythmically corresponding to the following:
down, right, up, diagonally down to the left, up, right, down,
diagonally up to the left, then start it all over, again and again
2. Knock the opponent:
Move joystick to the right and press joystick button
Tottle's remarks:
Hey, hey, hey! It's no problem to elbow your opponent, of course, but make
sure the referee doesn't notice it...
Dancing
Control
(also by keyboard)
1. starting position - joystick in initial position
2. lift and bend right leg - joystick diagonally to the lower left
3. lift and stretch right leg - move joystick diagonally to the lower left
and press joystick button
4. lift and bend left leg - joystick diagonally to the lower right
5. lift and stretch left leg - move joystick diagonally to the lower right
and press joystickk button
6. undo jacket (=lift skirt) - joystick forward
7. raise hands to the right at shoulder level, turn hips to the left (=lift
skirt and turn to the right) - joystick diagonally to upper left
8. raise hands to the left at shoulder level, turn hips to the right (=lift
skirt and turn to the left) - joystick diagonally to upper right
9. bend forward - joystick back
10. bend forward - simply press joystick button
Tottle's remarks:
It's all very simple. Just follow the girl - but keep the beat! Remember
that our guys are very spoiled, and if you miss the beat they will get more
and more upset until they give Joe the piano player a bash on the nut. And
then Joe will not continue playing unless the one who missed the beat buys
him another beer.
Eating Competition
Control
(also by keyboard)
1. Dip spoon in:
joystick back
2. Balance spoon:
move joystick to the left and to the right
3. Slurp
4. Chew:
move joystick left and right
5. Swallow:
pull joystick back and press joystick button
6. Drink:
joystick forward (only possible before you dip spoon in)
Tottle's remarks:
Boys, eat carefully! If you swallow all the stew without chewing you will
find yourselves belching. That takes time and it's bad manners into the
bargain. Oh yeah, and keep stopping for a drink in between times: it helps
to swallow more easily. Now tuck in! Beans are excellent stuff!
Keyboard-Control
| Up | Down | Left | Right| Fire
---------+------+------+------+------+------
Player 1 | Q | A | Y | U | SPACE
---------+------+------+------+------+------
Player 2 | ----USE ARROW KEYS---- | ENTER
---------+------+------+------+------+------
Upper screen display for all events:
-----------------------------------------------------------------
| ---------- ---------- ---------- |
| | | | | | | |
| ---------- ---------- ---------- |
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Actual stength of one general strength ARM
player display WRESTLING
The gun can be drawn the present target beating hearts BEER
after the barman's show the degree SHOOTING
signal of nervousness
Length of the quid; The figure shows how After you have QUID-
there you can also see often the pot has to stopped chewing SPITTING
how big a piece each be hit the display changes.
player bites off. Then The left frame of the
chew thoroughly! display now shows the
strength of spitting;the
figures on the right show
the angle of spitting.
The rhythmically The content of the
heaving udder indicates milk-cans indicates how MILKING
the beat with which the much there is still to be
joystick should be moved milked to fill the cans
Number of beers you can Degree of difficulty of
buy the piano player present dance DANCING
First you can see the The contents indicates When you swallow EATING
spoon; there, is shown how much is left to eat the stew a tummy COMP
how much stew you are appears. The degree ET
currently spooning. of it's fatness IT
shows how much air TION
you are swallowing.
Later all, MERKWooD/MAAD